I bought a bag of Doritos for lunch, and, frankly, I’m a little pissed off. Right on the bag is printed “Now Better Tasting!”
At first glance, one might be excited at this news. “Yippee!!! These Doritos are gonna taste GREAT!!!” But, after a little thought, I realized this sucks. Basically, Frito Lay has been feeding us sh*t for 20 years. How much work really goes into perfecting the taste of a Dorito? Not much…Hell, we sent a man to the moon in less time than it took to improve the flavor of a Dorito.
So to Frito Lay I say, “Screw You!” Next they are gonna come at us and say they have made the Frito more ergonomic. Preposterous….
